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"Stay
Together For The Kids:
A Very saGuijo Tribute
to Blink 182" |
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 I
really…REALLY…wanted to hate this band…
I
wanted to hate them with every fibre of my shivering
being. I wanted to remain indignant that these three
dickheads had the GALL to call themselves "Punks."
I wanted to write them off as the second (next only
to Green Day) greatest swindle in Rock history…selling
an image that they had NO right to claim as their
own. An image that millions of fans the world over
bought hook, line and sinker. I wanted to hold them
in contempt…to see them as being BENEATH me.
A prefabricated record-selling machine… designed
to appeal to the lowest common denominator in the
Music-buying public's fickle psyche. Pop melodies
straddling toilet-humor lyrics about teen angst and
the PERCEIVED difficulties of… that favorite
stand-by of hacks the world over…"growing
up." I mean…come ON, right? How could a
group so utterly popular POSSIBLY live up to the hype?
How can they be…well…any good?
As
some of you are aware, I didn't have your typical
collegiate experience. I mean…shit…are
you talking to ME? Mr. Path-of-MOST-resistance himself?
I could have had it so good. I could have kept my
head down and obeyed my family's wishes…applied
my so-called God-given intelligence to medical school
and become some rich doctor. Or I could have at least
tempered my ambitions and attended the illustrious
University of The Philippines at Diliman. To, according
to a childhood friend who DID end up becoming a physician,
become a GOD by virtue of my oft-outspoken opinions.
And my less-than "pretty-pretty" images.
But noooooo…what did I choose to do? I decided
to haul ass halfway across the world. To The San Francisco
Art Institute. The "oldest Fine Arts" establishment
west of the Mississippi River. To become a painter…complete
with the financial baggage, voluntary poverty and
existential anxiety that SUPPOSEDLY has driven all
celebrated artists to greatness. But
here's the not-so odd thing about Art School in the
United States. IT
IS JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. Only with more bigotry and
preconceptions. You
are judged the very moment you come in for pre-semester
"Orientation." How your hair is cut. What
clothes you wear. Which materials you use. Whether
you prime your canvases with gesso or oil-based ground.
Which colors grace your palette. What artists you
admire. And…yes…always…ALWAYS…what
kind of Music you listen to. You are expected to adhere
to some unsaid "code of conduct." You are
FORCED to kowtow to some strange set of laws regarding
Art School/Indie credibility. Blink 182? Admitting
a partiality for them would have been tantamount to
sacrilegious blasphemy. Social suicide.
By
late 2003, though, I had graduated from university.
And, to put it simply, I HAD to experience that proverbial
"dark night of the soul" wherein I was compelled
to rethink my place in the world. And where I belonged
in said shithole. Because, you see, the SECOND you
are yanked out of an academic environment where your
every move is judged…you FIND that the world
is not that small of a place at all. There are a ridiculous
amount of choices. A legion of possibilities that
you can build your life around. The "safety net"
that has been a template of "acceptability"
has been removed…and you are free…gloriously
FREE…to come crashing down into that hard, unforgiving
earth. Based on choices you and you ALONE make.
It
took me a while to get over my hang-ups and prejudices.
But I DID. And one of the first things I CHOSE to
do was to find my way into the Tower Records on Bay
and Columbus Streets…a shoebox of a building
that I had spent the better part of a year as a Retail
monkey for my sophomore year of college. Disregarding
my former workmates' derisive, shaking heads, I went
out and bought Blink 182's self-titled (and LAST)
full album. An album that altered any preconceptions
I MAY have had about "Pop-Punk." An album
that, I have YET to convince Angelo, is fairly well-made…even
DECENT. I walked home to S-Nob Hill. Placed the CD
in my perpetually overworked mini-component. And was,
summarily, disappointed. INDIGNANT. With myself. Because
where the bloody-hell had I been while this three-piece
was off conquering the world!? ! Where, in fact? With
my head up my ass. While
I was oh-so busy fostering some unexplained Bohemian
ideal, THESE guys had been busy crossing the continents.
I HAD to know. Originally formed in 1992 at Poway,
California ( a suburb of San Diego), Tom DeLonge (guitars
and vocals) recognized that Mark Hoppus (bass and
vocals) was a kindred spirit that he could compose
songs with. In quick succession, they recruited an
(supposedly) alcoholic drummer named Scott Raynor.
They had a minor hit with "Dammit (Growing Up)"
that was prominently featured in a teen-dramedy (featuring
super-jugs Jennifer Love-Hewitt) entitled "Can't
Hardly Wait"…but it wasn't enough. DeLonge
and Hoppus ditched Raynor…hired a hard-hitting,
tattooed misfit named Travis Barker… and the
rest, as they say, was Rock history. The trio moved
on. And so did their growing army of fans. Whether
it was a conscious decision or not, the band decided
to produce a video in 1999 for "Enema Of The
State"'s lead single…entitled "What's
My Age Again?" A video where they, literally,
took off their pants and jackets to chase a Porn-star
nurse around the small-town streets. A video which,
coincidentally, struck a chord with the Millennial
generation. A pure, unabashed, FUNNY little piece
of nihilism that embodied the "now or never"
ethos of teenagers at the time. Blink 182 had FINALLY
arrived...whether we liked it or not. The
next few years were equally kind…commercially…for
this three-piece from the middle of nowhere. A few
more multi-platinum selling albums. An embarrassment
of hit singles…including "All The Small
Things," "The Rock Show," and the controversial
"Adam's Song." What was once a select cult
of fans EXPLODED…virtually overnight…into
an army of card-carrying Blink devotees. Things were
SO good, in fact, that in 2002, DeLonge had time to
tap Barker for a side-band: "Box Car Racer."
With a harder, edgier sound, BCR had a not-so surprising
hit with the single "I Feel So." Hell…it
got MY attention. And
then, for some inexplicable reason, Tom DeLonge did
the unthinkable. He grew up. Got bored. And, in early
2005, walked away from the band he founded. Blink
182 was put on "indefinite hiatus"…business-speak
for "kaput." And, boy, was the break-up
UGLY. We
ALL love a good conspiracy theory. But I'm not one
for conjecture. Over the years, though, I have been
through countless message boards…hundreds of
periodicals…and here is what I gleaned from
my "research." FIRST…tensions within
the group started to boil over because Hoppus felt
"hurt" after being left out of DeLonge's
"Box Car Racer" project. Supposedly, the
bass player resented the fact that he was perceived
as being too "Pop" for BCR's gritty aesthetic.
SECOND, DeLonge's non-Blink success had prompted Geffen
Records to offer him a "solo" deal…an
offer that the guitarist declined. Still, this left
Hoppus insecure over the future of the band. THIRD,
DeLonge's artistic aspirations were changing. You
will hear PRECISELY what I mean in that last album…particularly
in tracks such as "I Miss You" and "I'm
Lost Without You." Critics called it "dark"
and "murky." Personally, I thought he was
maturing as a songwriter. Growing. Apparently, the
new "sound" wasn't sitting well with Hoppus
and Barker. Furthermore, DeLonge had evolved into
an outspoken Liberal…and wanted to take the
band's Music in a more political direction a la Rage
Against The Machine. His two bandmates, on the other
hand, were petrified that this would alienate their
fans. And FINALLY…DeLonge was a new father.
With much difficulty, he strong-armed the rest of
the group into taking a 6-month break in order for
him to spend time with his daughter. A break, unfortunately,
that was cut short through Hoppus and Barker's insistence.
Fed up, DeLonge sent his manager and lawyer to break
the news. It was over. He hasn't spoken a word to
the other two since. A
few months later, Hoppus and Barker emerged with a
new band…simply called +44. What can I say?
It was more of what we had come to expect…Blink
182 part two. But under a different banner. Formulaic?
Maybe…but hey…these guys worked for their
success. If they want to keep producing the same old
thing, then so be it. They are entitled.
As
for DeLonge…well…let's just say his response
was…interesting. He surrounded himself with
former members of Hazen Street, The Distillers, and
The Offspring. Calling his new supergroup Angels &
Airwaves, this new outfit has had…mixed reviews…to
say the least. The in-joke 'round here is that this
new project was the logical result of DeLonge buying
a delay effects pedal, some early U2 albums and growing
a conscience. And, on some level, this WOULD be correct.
I saw him some time ago on Larry King and, let me
tell ya, the dude sounds like he wants to be Bono.
Spreading a message of peace, hope and Punk Rock.
Still…I have to hand it to DeLonge. He REALLY
stepped out of his comfort zone. Aside from his ever-present
nasal, whiny voice, the AVA sound is a whole different
animal. During a recent gig that I was fortunate enough
to watch, the guitarist described the new style thus:
"One thing we all agreed on was that we wanted
to sound…and feel…like we were FLYING."
I, of course, was over the moon upon hearing this.
After all…the first time I listened to their
debut album…"We Don't Need To Whisper"…I
was on an airplane. Going home to a grandmother dying
of cancer. Suicidal. Depressed. Hopped up on Dramamine.
And white wine. Not something I would recommend…but
I was definitely stoned out of my mind. Legally. So
yeah…you COULD say I'm biased.
The
chances of Blink 182 ever getting back together? There
are two. Slim…and none. At least for a while.
And I will forever kick myself for that sad reality.
Because…yes…we SHOULD listen to the obscure,
Indie shit that is the lifeblood of groundbreaking
Music. Bathe in our Jeff Buckley. Shower ourselves
in our Massive Attack. But we should do it for the
right reasons. To be honest, I have nobody but myself
to blame for "missing out" on Blink 182.
I lost my chance with them NOT because they were necessarily
bad musicians…but because I never even gave
them a chance. I was put off by their fame, yes, but
at the end of the day…I was afraid of what OTHER
people would have thought of me if I ever admitted
any kind of fondness for this group. And that, my
friends, is called peer pressure. That's where that
thin line between "Purism" and "Elitism"
is irrevocably crossed. And I hope, with all my heart,
that none of you will ever have to experience that
kind of regret. I know I never will again. It is with
that thought that we PROUDLY invite you to "Stay
Together For The Kids: A Very saGuijo Tribute To Blink
182." October 25, 2008 show starts at 9 p.m.
Special guests include Chicosci, Maryzark,
Concrete Sam, Teenage Hero, Marty Mcfly, Hansom and
Join the Club. This promises to be one
helluva, swelluva good time.
Clothing
optional.
-C.C.-
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| SEPTEMBER
2008 |
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"See
Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me:
A Very saGuijo Tribute To Pete
Townshend and The Who"
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You
will ALWAYS remember your first time…
I've been putting
this off for some time now. YEARS…if you really
want me to get down to it. NOT because I hold this
band in some sort of unexplained contempt. But due
to the undeniable reality that anything I could POSSIBLY
say would sound like a kiss-ass hard-sell concocted
by a ridiculously enamored fan. Because, next to The
Beatles and Nirvana, they are THE group I hold in
the highest esteem. So high, in fact, that COUNTLESS
peers of mine have (rightly) suspected that if I…Christopher
A. Carlos…were to form a Rock band…it
would be a sorry facsimile of THIS little combo. With
ME at the helm.
I was 19. I had just
moved from my beloved P.I. to the foggy streets of
San Francisco. It was the second semester of Art school
(and NO…I did NOT go to that pathetic, sell-out
excuse of an institution of higher learning called
The Academy of Art). It was February and, by that
time, my perpetually stoned classmates had cottoned
on to the fact that I was a Lennon & McCartney/60s
Music devotee. This longhaired pothead named Douglas
(a SORRY-assed painter who, nonetheless, slung the
best weed around)…he comes up to me one frosty,
green day… and asks:
"Chris dude…have
you ever seen The Rolling Stones' film "Rock
& Roll Circus? Your boy Lennon plays there with
Clapton, Yoko, Mitch Mitchell and Keef. You should
give it a gander"
I, the wide-eyed provincial,
shamefacedly reply, "No. I've never watched it"
But I was NOT to be
deterred.
As swiftly as I could
scrounge up 16 bucks for the round-trip cab fare,
I hauled ass to the Haight-Ashbury area. A district
I will ALWAYS find distasteful because of its gentrification…patronizing
to the tourists and posers. A district that, once
a counter-culture bastion, was NOW reduced to a weekend
shopping district for wealthy suburbanites. I made
my way to Amoeba and unearthed said VHS. Found myself
back in my apartment…slipped in that fateful
piece of black plastic into my VCR…and my life
was forever changed.
The dickweed who owned
the tape previously had never bothered to rewind.
Was this the aforementioned supergroup "The Dirty
Mac?" Nope. This was THE WHO. And I absurdly
sat drooling while "A Quick One While He's Away"
played (A mini-opera that I URGE all of you to YouTube
if you don't already have a copy). There prances Roger
Daltrey…resplendent in a fringed, buckskin ensemble…swinging
his microphone in the air like a madman. There stands
John Entwistle…stoic as a marble pillar….playing
MELODY…not harmony…and driving the song
onwards. There sits Keith Moon…otherwise known
as "Moon The Loon"…hitting everything
in sight. Not necessarily KEEPING time on his drums.
But, nonetheless, providing a backbeat for his mates
to work around with some unfathomable internal metronome.
And Townshend…Pete-fuckin'-Townshend…with
his left hand strangling the neck of a cherry-red
Gibson SG. His RIGHT hand held aloft like a judge
ready to pronounce sentence…about to do that
"windmill" shtick that is so ICONIC…symbolic
and representative…of Rock & Roll. The "bird-man"
himself. Was I hooked? Uhhhm…does a fish have
an airtight asshole?
It didn't end there.
Nor SHOULD it for the rest of you. Because, you SEE…The
Who were, and still possibly ARE, the most SOLID group
of musicians that ever bothered to get together. The
armchair theorists out there will (correctly) argue
that The Beatles wrote the most popular songs of that
particular decade. But how can they NOT concede that
Townshend, in his own right, was a bloody genius?
Listen to the Rock Opera "Tommy" in one
go. Or sit through the "Quadrophenia" album
in its entirety in one sitting. It'll blow your mind.
And whereas John had Paul, Pete only ever had himself.
ONE man had all of this shit in him. It really IS
difficult to fathom such ambition and pure, raw talent.
The cynics will dispute that Hendrix, by lighting
his Strat on fire in a pseudo- pagan sacrificial ritual
during the Monterey Pop Festival, cemented his place
as the best live act out there. But whereas Jimi WAS,
indeed, the most innovative guitarist at the time,
Townshend, for years, had STRUGGLED to bring his instrument
under control. Never a virtuoso, he inspired COUNTLESS
ham-fisted wannabes to pick up a six-string and somehow
WRESTLE some semblance of tone out of it. He gave
music BACK to the people…hence laying the groundwork
for the Punk movement that was to emerge more than
a decade later. And the frustration and subsequent
brutality had come to the fore LONG before anyone
else. That cliché of smashing guitars and kicking
over the drum set? Who the fuck do you think INVENTED
that gimmick? The self-proclaimed experts will shout
from the rooftops that The Rolling Stones are the
"best live band' ever. But I urge…URGE…you
all to get a hold of a videotaped performance from
The Who's peak. Something that documents the time
between '65 and '76….before Daltrey's vocal
cords had hardened with age. When Entwistle was still
doing bass runs that essentially was the MELODY of
each song. Before Townshend had his nervous breakdown,
lost his hair and got sick of his fingernails being
torn off with each windmilled chord. And when Moon
was still alive. Getting banned from hotels. And passing
out on his kit from the constant boozing. Trust me.
You'll want a recount.
"The most unmanageable
band in the world." "The world's richest
vandals." "Animals." These are but
a scant few of the unfortunate labels TAGGED on this
group throughout their career. I, personally, always
admired how Townshend was ALWAYS able to make his
band RELEVANT with each successive youth culture movement.
Which is strange, really. Because, as most of you
know, I take GREAT delight in calling out the bullshit
of bandwagon-jumpers. It all reeks of phoniness, if
you ask me. Artificial. I've always hated that. And
so should you.
But The Who…well…they
managed to PERSONIFY four separate Rock eras without
ever being contrived. They were Mods at first. Dapper
young men in suits and military surplus parkas…rolling
about town in their uber-modified Vespas/Lambrettas.
And playing a sped-up, "Maximum" version
of black American R& B for fellow young peacocks
to dance to. As the Sixties came to a close, they
morphed into a psychedelic tour-de-force…long
hair…abstract lyrics…soft drugs…the
works. By the Seventies, they became Art-Rock luminaries.
Producing ambitious neo-operas that rivaled even Pink
Floyd's impossible headtrips and concept albums. Years
later, Townshend and co. would become THE premier
Arena Rock spectacle. And an inspiration to a whole
new generation of dissatisfied, disenchanted youths
who wanted "to die before they got old."
Let me tell you…it takes a SPECIAL kind of adaptability
to EVER be those four different things WITHOUT being
branded a pretender.
And as for me…well…I've
had FOUR separate occasions, now, where I've had the
opportunity to watch these living legends. Twice while
Entwistle was still around. Twice without. I opted
not to EACH and EVERY time. Without so much as hesitating.
Sounds silly, right? But, as I've mentioned in previous
essays, I have ALWAYS believed that the key to ANY
great group is CHEMISTRY and INTERACTION. However
volatile. When one element is missing…the whole
thing falls apart. Townshend HIMSELF once declared,
"The Who was BUILT on the spirit of competition."
One-up-manship. Upstaging. Making "the other
guy" look bad. Internally. It is no secret that
the members of the GREATEST bands out there usually
hate each other's guts. But instead of letting that
sabotage the delicate symbiosis that a band thrives
on, they USE it to their advantage. There isn't ONE
frontman. There are FOUR. The Who? They INVENTED that
whole premise. The thought of watching them without
Daltrey's white-boy soul singing? Unheard of! The
idea of going to a concert without Entwistle's effortlessly
nimble-fingered bass-playing? Ridiculous! The concept
of enjoying a gig without Moon's manic pounding…threatening
to go over the edge with each swing of brandy-fueled
violence? Preposterous! And Townshend…Pete-fuckin'-Townshend.
Without him…quite simply…what would be
the point?
The Who, as with MOST
band of brothers, was only EVER going to be as good
as its weakest link. But what happens when THERE IS
NO WEAKEST LINK? You get magic. You can't explain.
You can see for miles. Pure and easy. An amazing journey.
You get a magic bus that ALL of us fans may count
ourselves fortunate enough to ride on. And when said
bus rumbles to a standstill because one wheel comes
loose and rolls into the gutter, you better fucking
hold on. Because it all comes to a halt. Without the
slightest of warnings….the song is over. And
all we have left are the memories…momentary
reminiscences…and a massive catalog of Music.
Always…ALWAYS…the Music. But even THAT
is good enough. It is in this spirit that we invite
you to "See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me: A
Very saGuijo Tribute To Pete Townshend and The Who."
On September 27, be prepared to be blown away by the
likes of The Ronnies, Encounters with a Yeti, sleepyheads,
The Trend, The Go Signals, Juan Pablo Dream, and more.
We'd love to see you here….
…where the kids
are alright.
-C.C.-
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| AUGUST
2008 |
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| "PUTTING
YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS:
6 Ways YOU Can Help
The Pinoy Music Scene"
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| I'm
not perfect… I'm
not infallible. Omniscient. An expert on all things
Pinoy Rock. I'm not a voice in the wilderness…screaming
at metaphorical windmills in some quixotic fashion.
An amateur proselytizer, preaching from the virtual
pulpit of cyberspace. A zealot. And, no…I am
NOT a spokesman. Not even for saGuijo.
What
I am, my friends, is a student of the game. An adherent.
A simple fan. And I have been one for over fifteen
years now. But you know what? I'm tired
I'm
tired of how bands, who work so fucking hard, never
seem to be able to make a decent living doing what
they love. I'm weary of their fair-weather "friends"…with
their Janus-faced promises of "undying support."
Only to abandon their one-time heroes with cries of
"sell-out" at the mere WHIFF of commercial
success. I'm distrustful of the all-powerful Record
Companies…business-minded leviathans who NOT
ONLY fail to meet the demand for copies…but
also DROP their artists at the slightest hint of sporadic
sales figures. I'm irritated with the mainstream co-opting
our little corner of the "industry"…assimilating
OUR songs and absorbing OUR aesthetics. Repackaging
it as something "safe" and "acceptable"
for the masses to consume on any number of noon-time
shows. A caricature of our beliefs. A perversion of
our ideals. And I am sick…so goddamned sick…of
our fractured, factionalized "scene." The
in-fighting. The pettiness. The elitism. The chismis.
The backstabbing. Like an Ouroboros, we always…ALWAYS…consume
ourselves in a frenzy of unfulfilled potential and
cyclical self-destruction. We don't need someone to
come along and destroy what we stand for. We do that
all by ourselves.
Year
in. Year out. Over…and over…and over…and
over.
But
all is not lost. At least, not YET. For it is also
said that with every problem, there is a solution.
We just have to take a step back and put things in
perspective. Because here's the thing we ALL have
to accept. We live in an age where grand, revolutionary
gestures often compound, rather than alleviate, pre-existing
ills. There is no quick-fix. No miracle elixir to
remedy what ails us. These cure-alls are nothing but
cleverly conceived band-aids that serve only one purpose:
to shut us up until the next crisis emerges. You might
as well plug a leaky dam with your fucking pinky.
What we need now, more than ever, is ingenuity. Small
steps. A series of simple actions that, when done
on a MASS level, WILL and CAN help our "alternative"
community flourish. Quite a number of the original
Guijo crowd have ALREADY cottoned on to what I'm talking
about…so I must beg for their indulgence with
this little essay of mine. But for those of you who
haven't…
…I
may not know very much…but I DO know THIS…
1.
Be a GOOD fan.
I know it's easy. I know it's tempting. But do not,
I repeat, DO NOT purchase PIRATED OPM CDs…or
even file-share on your PCs. I am ALL too aware that
money is tough these days. But dig this. If a supergroup
like Sandwich can admit that they struggle to push
20,000 copies per album, how much more difficult do
you think it is for little Indie bands? Your average
CD costs anything between 250 to 350 pesos. What percentage
of that do you think the individual musicians actually
receive? A pittance, right? Now take that paltry sum
AWAY from their pockets because that is PRECISELY
what you will do by buying "fakes." You
are, straight up, STEALING something people have slaved
over. I don't know about you but I don't need to carry
that on MY conscience. Think of it as an investment.
An original pressing sounds INFINITELY better than
a counterfeit. This isn't LIKE Art. IT IS ART. Treat
it with the same respect.
Having
acquired the new record, GO that step further. Instead
of spending the night catatonic in front of the idiot
box, get a bunch of friends and haul ass to your favored
band's next performance. Doesn't matter where you
live…there are a TON of venues all over the
metropolis anyway. You don't need ME to tell you how
fun a gig can be.
Impressed
by the show? Then say so! Cyberspace is a vast, largely
uncharted territory where the humblest of us are free
to give voice to our thoughts. And advertise upcoming
events. You may not be an aspiring Shakespeare. You
may not be even able to string two coherent sentences
together. But you'd be surprised at how a simple,
"OMFG…they so RAWK my stripey socks off,"
can resonate throughout the Internet. If yer lucky,
you might even end up like Cris Ramos. Someone who,
I BELIEVE, is the ULTIMATE "superfan." A
"professional" gig-goer who, by sheer chutzpah
(and hard work), has managed to make a CAREER out
of airing his opinions. BLOG TRUTHFULLY. BLOG HARD.
BLOG OFTEN.
2.
Build a "Street Team" for your favorite
band.
A thankless job…to be sure. But if you are really
a devotee, you won't hesitate to spend a bit of spare
time putting your talent and skill in service of a
preferred group. Start small. Pick up the phone and
pester…that's right…PESTER your local
radio station to play the latest single. Get the brush-off?
Ask a bunch of buddies to do the same thing. DJ claims
he doesn't have a copy? Get over there and PHYSICALLY
give them YOUR copy. The songs are in your I-Pod anyway.
What's the big deal?
Got
a spare hundred bucks, a pair of scissors, some Elmer's,
a shitload of old magazines and a few sheets of paper
lying around? Go online to figure out when and where
your idols are playing next. Since you're there already,
you might as well send a mass e-mail to everyone in
your address book. And then sit back and let the creative
juices flow! Punk Rock/Do-It Yourself style collage
fliers! Take your masterpiece and find the nearest
photocopy machine. Print up what you can afford. Wander
through your school/mall and SUBTLY hand out your
work to people who LOOK like they might be interested.
Learn from our forefathers. This is how the "Old
Skool" did it, kids.
Still
want to do more? Get in close with your school's student
council. Or, better yet, JOIN your student council.
Come up with a proposal. Convince your dean that a
mini-concert by your chosen artist at the next school
event is a "good" idea. That they ARE worth
the money "in the interest of promoting local
art and culture." Or something like that. Keep
your fingers crossed and let the sparks fly. Congratulations.
You are now, officially, an amateur concert promoter.
3.
Create your own production company.
It really isn't as hard as it sounds. Don't be shy.
These bands…even pseudo-gods like Raimund Marasigan
or Mong Alcaraz…are flesh-and-blood, human beings
just like you. If you approach them with a clear statement
of intent…a salary/profit sharing plan…a
list of several other interested artists willing to
participate…and the passion to back it all up…they
WON'T laugh in your face. What's the worst that can
happen? An abrupt "no?" But don't get carried
away. This isn't Lollapalooza and you are not Perry
Farrell…YET. I suggest a lineup of three upcoming
groups and two headliners. With your roster in place,
shop around for interested venues and strike a deal
with the owners. Iron out scheduling conflicts…advertise…
and make it happen. Your cellphone will most CERTAINLY
get a workout. But guess what? You can, at last, call
yourself a "production manager." A mover
and shaker. An insider. An integral part of our industry.
COMMUNICATE. COORDINATE. COALESCE.
4. Start your own Indie label.
Definitely NOT for everyone. Very few of us can even
DREAM of doing this. Still…maybe some of you
reading are ready to throw down and jump into the
financial abyss. Tired of the corporate rat-race?
Inherited an obscene amount of money from a deceased
relative? Or are you merely bored…dissatisfied…and
ready to do something "different" with your
life? Subvert the major labels by starting your own.
A
certain technical know-how with regards to the recording
process is definitely a plus. Bluntly put, though,
you can HIRE people to do that kind of thing. If you're
rolling in the dough, ask Louie Talan or Shinji Tanaka
as they are generally considered to be two of the
best in the biz. Don't skimp on the equipment. Buy
time at a studio that takes pride in its facilities.
And don't be afraid to re-record…scrapping entire
days of work if necessary. You can't put a price on
quality workmanship. Money talk aside, though, what
you REALLY need is good, eclectic taste…an eye
for talent…and foresight. Dude…for all
the laudatory praises I can write about Terno Recordings,
what you NEED to remember is that Toti Dalmacion was…and
IS…a Music fan, first and foremost.
Don't
have that kind of financial firepower? RENT. The better
rehearsal studios have the capability to record live.
And I highly doubt that your would-be stable of Rock
stars don't ALREADY have their own instruments. Just
make sure the engineer looks like he knows what he's
doing. Demo in hand, sit yourself in front of the
PC. Apple, for example, has several wonderful programs
that will allow you to digitally manipulate pre-recorded
sounds. And blank CDs are cheap. Press as many copies
as you can. Design an insert. Sell online or at gigs…and
PRESTO! You are now the impresario of your very own
fledgling Indie label. Granted, your product may sound
like nothing but a glorified demo…but hey…even
The Eraserheads had to start SOMEWHERE, right?
5.
Establish Your Own Bar.
I'm not saying this to scare off future competition.
Hell…I think the "practical" side
of Angelo will KILL me for even putting the idea in
any of your heads! I'll go ahead and say it anyway.
If you have the bank account…a complete absence
of the prerequisite spark required to set the world
on fire with your creativity…but your years
working for 'the Man' has given you a distinct acumen
with Economics…well…bite the bullet. Open
your own venue. Trust me when I say, though, that
this is where it will get REALLY complicated. As is
often the case when the Business world and the Art
world collide.
To run a fairly successful Rock Club, you will need
three special personality quirks. An unwavering sense
of purpose. A rock-hard set of balls. And a certain
recklessness. As professional Poker players say, "you
don't gamble with scared money." Because that's
what this venture is…a total and utter crapshoot.
You constantly worry whether monthly profit margins
are enough to keep you afloat. You agonize if bands
will continue to work with you. You show up early…wondering
if this…THIS is the night…when NOBODY
will show up. And you wake up the next morning wondering
if it's still worth it.
Decided
that you can live in a perpetual state of anxiety?
Start conceptualizing. Who are you? What do you stand
for? Plan well. Make sure you scope out a location
that performers and patrons can get to relatively
easily. Secure the necessary permits from city hall.
The red tape may take a while to penetrate…but
proper licenses are a MUST. Renovate. And I'm not
talking about the façade or interior decoration.
I'm talking BASICS here. If your place doesn't AT
LEAST have one working bathroom and adequate ventilation
to sustain human life, you're screwed. TRAIN your
staff well. Nobody likes incompetence. And network,
network, network. But don't go to another bar and
poach their clientele. OR their bands. BUILD YOUR
OWN FOLLOWING.
Most
importantly, don't lose sight of WHO you're doing
this FOR. The Musicians. Make sure everything is on
the level. That they know EXACTLY what kind of flat
fee they are being paid. And don't screw them over.
NEVER use the "pay-to-play" premise. This
is a death sentence to ANY working artist. There is
a special place in hell for shady entrepreneurs like
that. If you can't pay an exorbitant flat fee…profit
share. Give them half…or at least a percentage…of
the door. This way, they have SOME kind of motivation
to promote themselves through websites, blogs, radio.
Still feel somewhat guilty for not paying them what
you THINK they deserve? Give them a drink/food allowance.
Energetic live performances are impossible on an empty
stomach. And always…ALWAYS…be thankful.
A pat on the back goes a long way. Anyway…this
place is as much theirs as it is yours, diba? |
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is a chord:
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this is one more:
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THE
SCENE CAN ALWAYS USE FRESH BLOOD. GET TO WORK.
What I beg all of
you to bear in mind, though, is that these six steps
are tremendously Spartan. Bare-bones. Just as there
is no ONE way of doing things, there are also no instruction
manuals or all-encompassing guidebooks to show you
the way. Most of it will be a learning process. And
the best way to "learn," in my opinion,
is by "doing." The curve WILL be steep.
And, yes…you WILL fail a lot of times. But you
will also succeed. What I have provided above is nothing
but a template…a jumping point for you to build
on, tear down and, ultimately, make your own. It will
be hard. It will be tough. It will be a labor of love.
When you think about
it, though, what do you think these bands have done
for YEARS?
I know, I know. It
ain't "cool" to care too much. I mean…fuckin'
hell…look at who you're talking to! For years
now, I've been bored to death with the so-called "San
Francisco Scene." A place where lethargy and
indifference is celebrated. Show any sign of fervor
and you're fucked in the ass…more or less. THIS…
is different. THIS is MY country. MY scene. You are
MY people. I couldn't care less whether people perceive
me as being more "emotional than emo" (as
a certain song says…although I DO dig your band,
Quark) when I say this. The state of Pinoy Music?
It's all on US now. There are no parents to hold our
hands. Fuck…they don't even GET what the new
Music stands for anymore. And we are much…MUCH…too
marginalized for apathy. YES…it is SUPPOSED
to be fun. But, at the end of the day, don't you think
all of it should mean SOMETHING? Otherwise…well…maybe
our parents were right all along about our generation
being hedonistic, thrill-seeking brats. The scene?
It will live or die based on OUR actions. I shit you
not. Nobody is asking you to run through the 6 aforementioned
options…forcing yourself to tick through them
like a "to-do" list. But if you DO decide
to take on even just ONE…hopefully TWO…of
these tasks…well…you will become part
of something that is far greater than yourselves.
A community.
Take the leap. Now
or never.
No day but today.
-Christopher A. Carlos
(C.C.)-
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| JULY
2008 |
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"Paradise
City saGuijo: A Tribute To Classic
Guns & Roses" |
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Everybody
has a story…
When I was in the
second grade, my English professor used to assign
what she (terrifyingly) referred to as "Quarterly
Written Assessments." The first one I remember
…well…we were asked to do the mini-biography
of a living person we admired and WHY said individual
was worthy of our pre-pubescent adoration. Needless
to say, a list of my classmates' respective subject
matters read like a who's who of 1990 Pop Culture.
The jocks-in-training praised Michael Jordan or Sonny
Jaworski. The brown-nosed suck-ups cited a favorite
teacher. ONE clever motherfucker even wrote about
Jesus Christ. Because…you know…God is
a LIVING God? Fucktard. But not me. As would later
become a trend in my not-so-predictable life, I would
NEVER have chosen to do something so obvious. You
must take note, though…I was no idiot. Just
ask Angelo. While HE was perfectly content (and wisely
so) with maintaining a "C" average, I would
weep like a little girl if I ever saw anything less
than a 95 on my report card.
Still…a full
year of sharing a room with and listening to big bro's
"noisy music" was laying the groundwork
for a rebellious streak. A streak that would REALLY
emerge as puberty hit and my emotions (AND penis)
went haywire. I didn't go for the typical. Nor would
I ever again. Nope. It MAY have been a curse that
my hormones came to the fore sooner than my peers.
But it was ALMOST inevitable that my chunky nine-year-old
ass wrote about…believe it or not… William
Bruce Bailey. Better known as Axl Rose.
What can I put down
on paper that you haven't already read previously?
What words can I utter that you haven't heard a zillion
times before? I mean…really…I don't have
to say JACKSHIT about Guns & Roses' not-so-long,
yet infinitely SORDID, career. Formed on the seedy
L.A. Sunset Strip in 1985? Over 90 million albums
sold worldwide? Originally composed of Rose, bassist
Michael "Duff" McKagan, drummer Steven Adler
(later Matt Sorum) and guitarists Saul "Slash"
Hudson and Izzy Stradlin'? Most of you are aware of
this factual crap. What is more interesting, I think,
is why…WHY do so many of us in the saGuijo crowd
remain steadfastly enamored with a band that was effectively
rendered irrelevant once Kurt Cobain came along? And
why some…just SOME… of us out there are
still mildly curious enough to wait for "Chinese
Democracy." A yet-to-be-released album that has
been in the pipeline for WELL over fifteen years now.
I don't know about
the rest of you (although I'd love to hear your stories)…but
whenever I hear the name "Guns & Roses,"
I am irrevocably drawn back to that fateful night
in late 1989. I am sitting on my bed, in my Voltes
V shirt and pudding bowl haircut, reading (as usual)
when Angelo bursts into our room. After the painfully
compulsory noogies, a punch on the arm and a mocking
laugh, he goes, "Okay BUTT-head! Are you ready
to piss your fat-ass pants?" He slips a cassette
into that white Sony player that had become the undisputed
CENTER of our existence. G' n R's "Lies"
E.P. I clamp my chubby palms over my ringing ears.
And then briefly over my whiny protests, those words
came. Words that made my heart beat just THAT much
faster. Words screeched in an inhuman caterwaul. An
epiphany. "Nice boys! Don't play Rock and Roll!
I'M NOT A NICE BOY! And I never was!" Throw in
the towel. I was hooked.
'Tang-fucking-ina!
There it was when you think about it! There I was.
An overweight, overeducated Lola's boy and all I could
think about…at that moment…was this screeching
banshee of a singer. And how I could get more of this
rampage of an act. It was messy. It was dirty. It
was GLORIOUS. I was a changed man. Child. Whatever.
I would never come back.
Because it was NEVER
about the Music. Not for me. At least not AT FIRST.
No. It was about ATTITUDE. About scaring the neighbors.
About provoking a worried glance from a teacher. About
eliciting the most screwed up comments from my friends'
misguided parents. Shit like, "you watch out
for that Christopher Carlos. He's not right in the
head. I think he worships Satan." Fools all.
Dimwits and fucktards. And most importantly, it was
about putting the "F" and "U"
back in "FUN." G' n R made it okay, you
know? I can't imagine my fellow overachievers EVER
understanding this…but G' n R made it okay NOT
to always smile with glaringly white teeth. They made
it okay NOT to be what your parents, peers or OTHER
punctilious people EXPECTED you to be and become.
You were free to be whomever and whatever you wanted.
To be imperfect. To be yourself. THEY certainly were.
And it didn't end
there. No. I had to pick up my first Fender Stratocaster…a
blue (my girl says "purple"), Japanese number
to really appreciate the genius of this Music. I could
go on for hours about the rhythm section's effectiveness.
How McKagan and Adler provided such a reliable, punky
beat for Rose to vocally riff over. How Slash and
Stradlin' taught me that guitar technique WASN'T about
expertise or virtuosity…it was, and always will
be, about FEEL. It's about getting into the crevices…the
rise and fall…of a melody. Like a woman's body.
And how to elicit the most orgasmic of reactions with
a single caress. Each stroke. Every touch.
They seemed too good
to be true. And, much to my chagrin, I was proven
correct. You see, the "most dangerous band in
the world" became, arguably, the most commercially
successful one as well. To a point. Egos got too bloated.
Visions contrived. Ambitions too high. Oh…and
a little thing called chemistry.
The punters out there
MAY think I'm referring to the band's infamous travails
with heroin and booze. I wish it were that simple.
Chemistry. They sacked Adler for the much more hard-rocking
Sorum. It was then that Izzy Stradlin' decided to
come out of the chemical haze long enough to realize
that this WASN'T the band that he wanted to be in.
Not with a keyboard player. Or backup singers. Or
fucking HORNS. Stradlin'…who almost single-handedly
composed hits such as "Mr. Brownstone,"
"My Michelle," "Don't Cry" and
COMPLETELY penned "Patience." Their greatest
"hit." Stradlin' who had FOUNDED the band…who
was NEVER as popular as Axl or Slash…who was
"the quiet guy that could slip in and out of
a room unnoticed." Stradlin' who, ultimately,
was the glue that held it all together. When he got
sick of Axl's riot-inducing brattiness…and walked
away… G'n R was screwed. Hard.
Hell. What IS a band,
really? It is a group. A collection of misfits. Brothers-in-arms
who just happen to have a singular vision. When one
element is missing, the whole thing falls apart. Implodes.
Collapses inwards. Caves in. Falls down. Folds. And
when a band that meant something to us DIES, a bit
of us goes to the grave with them. Our past. Our youth.
That momentary paradise when all things seemed possible.
Personally, I feel like I've come a full circle. Now
it's your turn. On July 26, we proudly invite you
to "Paradise City saGuijo: A Tribute To Classic
Guns & Roses." Participating bands include
Concrete Sam, Valley Of Chrome, Soapdish, Giniling
Festival, BlindTrigger, Angulo and Silent Sanctuary.
We hope to see you there. As always…
…where the grass
is green…
…and the girls
are pretty…
-C.C.-
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JUNE
2008 |
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| "MAGKAISA:
SaGuijo Celebrates
Four Years of Carousing, Catharsis and Community"
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I'm
hearing rumors. Mutterings of discontent. Rumblings
of potential disaster. It
is said that everything moves in cycles. That for
every "up," there is a "down."
For every "left," a "right." "In"…well…you
get the picture.
Four
years ago, when saGuijo first opened its doors, the
Pinoy Music scene was at a turning point. Some called
it a "crisis." I'd like to think that it
was more of a crossroads. One where we, performers
and patrons, had been at a standstill for a couple
of years by that time. A fork in the road arrived
based, in no small part, on three specific events
that led to the Nineties band "explosion"
officially being declared dead and buried. The first
cut came when Club Dredd ceased operations around
1998. The second…when Basti Artadi emigrated
to the U.S. and essentially disbanded Wolfgang. And
the third…a blow that left so many of us reeling?
He'll probably scoff at me for saying so…but
it came when Ely Buendia walked away from The Eraserheads.
The group that, arguably, had kickstarted this whole
thing to begin with.
Oh
sure…Patrick Reidenbach's joint was never the
be-all and end-all of all venues. His two main rivals,
the ever-enduring Mayric's and 70's Bistro were still
going strong. The folksy, world-Music set had Conspiracy.
The hard-edgers flocked to Peligro. For more mainstream
tastes, yuppies slumming it for the weekend could
always run to RJ's…Xymaca…or, God forbid,
Hard Rock Café. And, of course, strongholds
such as Freedom bar, as well as my beloved BigSkyMind,
kept the Indie Torch…however dimming…alive
and well. With regards to the untimely demise of the
two aforementioned bands, well, there were always
younger upstarts waiting in the wings to take on the
crown. However ill-fitting. Enter Sugarfree. The emergence
of "Kupaw" (I STILL hate that non-word by
the way) groups Slapshock and Greyhoundz. Not to mention
the Rico Blancos and Chito Mirandas of the industry
that continued to flourish.
Record
deals? Rock groups getting signed by the Majors? Well…that's
where it became a little trickier. Bands were getting
dropped faster than panties on a prom night. The very
THOUGHT of unknown newbies handing a demo to some
greasy A&R scumbag was unheard of. The "Cebu
Sound," spearheaded by Urbandub, was just starting
to find its legs. And Terno Records was no more than
a twinkle in Toti Dalmacion's far-seeing eyes. Something
had to give. Something was missing. Something that
could bring together these (sometimes warring) factions.
To align those metaphorical planets and usher in a
new era.
Was
that "something" saGuijo?
FUCK
NO! ANO AKALA NINYO SA AKIN? TANGA!?!
Our
performance space WASN'T some long-awaited messiah.
Of course not! My delusions of grandeur don't go THAT
far. And any pompous bar owner who claims that THEIR
establishment is THE only place to go for a decent
gig is in for a SERIOUS reality check. Alam naman
ninyo, eh. YES, we worked hard for our so-called success.
I, myself, continue to labor like a dog for no pay
whatsoever. But why…WHY would we ever rest on
our laurels when, on a profound level, "the little
venue that could" was something of a fluke? In
hindsight, we were fortunate enough to have three
things going for us: blind passion…good timing…and
a little bit of luck.
Looking
back, I think Angelo and Dan were being more than
a little cavalier when they first told me about this
"great idea" that they had. I mean, what
did WE know about running a bar, right? What the fuck
did we know? But the simplicity of the premise…and
my INSISTENCE that this HAD to be a venue "where
it is ALWAYS about the Music" was too much of
a temptation for my sorry ass. Hell…all I personally
ever wanted was a place where I could watch a band
without some knee-length Ralph Lauren shirt wearing,
overboozed, undersexed twit picking a fight JUST BECAUSE
my face happens to look "ma-angas." I look
back at four years…four WONDERFUL years of carousing,
catharsis and community…and I see many of you
out there were looking for the same things WE were.
Words cannot express the depth of our gratitude for
this. Remember: saGuijo was NEVER about three people.
It IS about you…all of YOU who step under that
wooden sign and enter a world of OUR own creation.
Patron, production people and performer alike. This
venue? It belongs to ALL of us.
Because
it worked, you know? The dream and the idea ACTUALLY
became a reality. It wasn't easy, trust us. But it
was worth it. Whodathunkit? I mean…shit…a
place where "Art School kids. Emo kids. Punk
kids. Goth kids. Kupaw kids. Konyos. Jologs. Grown
Men. Young women. Gay. Straight. And everything in
between"…not to mention (and I'm sooooo
gonna get ANOTHER slap upside the head for this) the
immaculately beautiful Anne Curtis could rub elbows?
WITHOUT fear of recrimination? A space where musicians
of all factions…be it Terno or Revolver or Admit
One or even Tibay… could perform? A venue where
"unsigned bands and independent groups alike
can perform alongside more established acts?"
Fuck…me. It all speaks for itself, really.
"People
who care." That's how Cris Ramos eloquently put
it last year. And who am I to argue his very valid
point? Was it a coincidence that in saGuijo's four
years of existence, the "band-scape" seemed
to have found its way into Mainstream Pinoy culture
once more? MAYBE. Like I said. Our timing, however
unconscious, was impeccable. But, as Ramos also mentioned
in brief, the scene looks like it has gone off the
boil. It has been whispered that the "crossroads"
condition is one we will find ourselves in…AGAIN…very,
very soon. Certain doom-and-gloomers have said that
the rot has already set in. That the bubble we ALL
have been fortunate enough to be floating in for the
last 1,460 days is about to burst.
I'm
telling you, here and now, that it doesn't have to.
Because
here's what I really want to say in a modular, recyclable,
easy-to-carry out doggie-bag. SaGuijo can serve as
a microcosm. A minature version of what CAN happen
to the Music "Industry." If you want it
to.
So
here is my challenge. My personal, quaint little version
of throwing down the gauntlet.
To
the fans, the musicians, the production folks, the
journalists, the label bigwigs and…yes…to
our rival venues:
Promote
one another. Word of mouth (and the internet) is a
wonderful thing. Watch each other's events. Work TOGETHER.
Work FOR each other. Not against. WE, as an industry,
ARE MUCH TOO SMALL TO BE SO CONTENTIOUSLY DIVIDED.
For pettiness, in-fighting and crab-mentality. And
if OUR little community can MAKE it work, well…shit…ANYONE
can.
COMMUNICATE.
COORDINATE. COALESCE.
Some
of you reading this may dismiss such notions as naively
Utopian. "He's delusional. He's talking out of
his ass. How can he even CONCEIVE of such a thing
actually coming to fruition?" And the cynics,
naturally, are entitled to their opinions. But let
me ask you this: what kind of change for the better
has ever been achieved by sitting on our hands, leaning
on that proverbial fence and shooting down every idealistic
brainwave that comes our way? "Impossible"
is only a tag we put on things we haven't had the
balls to attempt. Yet. In this spirit, we PROUDLY
invite you to "MAGKAISA: saGuijo Celebrates Four
Years of Carousing, Catharsis and Community."
Show starts at 8 p.m. on both nights. On June
27, the killer line-up will include:
Razorback
Greyhoundz
Low Techs
Imago
Sandwich
Corporate Lo-FI
Pedicab
Typecast
Severo
Faspitch
Urbandub
The Ronnies
Bagetsafonik
On June 28,
you will be blown away by the likes of:
Up Dharma Down
Chicosci
Taken By Cars
Triggerbliss
Drip
Giniling Festival
Paramita
Sinag
Itchyworms
Stonefree
Chubibo
Skies of Ember
Us-2 Evil-0
Angulo
We
would LOVE to see you there.
I've
said it before…and I'll say it again.
Once
more.
With
feeling.
Mabuhay
ang Sining Pilipino. Mabuhay ang saGuijo.
-Christopher
A. Carlos (C.C.)-
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| MAY
2008 |
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I
Won't Share You:
A SaGuijo Tribute To Morrissey,
Marr and The Music of The Smiths |
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What
is it about musical partnerships that they almost always
end badly? Does it have something to do with what the
punters explain away as "artistic temperament?"
You know…drug addiction, alcoholism and general
bad behaviour? Is it the sudden ego clashes that INEVITABLY
arise whenever money and/or fame enter the picture…otherwise
known as "artistic differences?" Or is it
something simpler? Something so deeply ingrained within
the creative process that it chips away at relationships…an
invisible problem until it is far too late? Anybody
who has ever tried to compose a song, write a book or
paint a picture will readily attest that the experience
is intense. It may sound like Romantic twaddle on my
part…but there really IS an element of masochism
to it all. You are, quite brutally, cutting out a piece
of yourself and putting it on display for others to
judge. Now imagine having to do that…to share
yourself so completely and vulnerably…while someone
else breathing down your neck and waiting for THEIR
turn to do the exact same thing. On top of YOUR stuff.
Pretty unhealthy, right? And yet the history of Rock
Music is all the richer for these kinds of alliances.
You know the names. Lennon and McCartney. Strummer and
Jones. John and Taupin. Doherty and Barat. And…if
they would forgive my presumption for saying so…Buendia
and Marasigan. All beautiful collaborations that have,
arguably, produced the best Music of their respective
generations. All relationships that have ended in heartbreak,
tears and resentment echoed in a well of silence. Yet
none so tragically, I believe, as that of Steven Patrick
Morrissey and Johnny Marr.
Long-time devotees of The Smiths relish telling that
oft-repeated "origin myth" of how the charmingly
hustler-like Marr showed up at the reclusive Morrissey's
doorstep and declared: "Here I am…let's do
it." To be fair, this isn't so far from the truth.
What people tend to gloss over is that it wasn't a "love-at-first-sight"
scenario. Sure, the two had seen each other around Manchester…playing
poorly-paid (if at all) gigs with a string of mediocre
Post-Punk bands. But that was all. For reasons only
he may ever know, something clicked in Marr's head…something
telling him that the struggling (some say 'failed')
writer from "up the street" was his ticket
to ride. A ride that hurtled so mind-fuckingly fast
that they went from absolute obscurity to headlining
"Top Of The Pops" a scant six months later.
Sheer, dumb luck? Maybe. But Marr, in particular, was
an ambitious, driven young man who knew the market was
ripe again for "good" bands. 1982 was a pretty
dire time for Music…what with the chart dominance
of Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran and other practitioners
of manufactured, candy-coated, escapist Pop fluff. In
other words, Music that says "nothing to me about
MY life." And life in England…particularly
in the northern urban sprawls…was, at the time,
a bleak, grim existence thanks to the Thatcher government.
No matter. Marr assembled the best local musicians that
he knew of: bassist Andy Rourke, drummer Mike Joyce,
Morrissey on vocals and, of course, HIMSELF on guitars.
And, amazingly enough, the (self) hype proved to be
justified. Just listen to any of the songs.
With respect to the VERY competent rhythm section of
Rourke and Joyce, the real genius behind the Music was
Marr's guitar work. I think Noel Gallagher said it most
amusingly when he quipped: "You CANNOT be influenced
by Johnny Marr because you CAN'T play what HE plays.
Even HE can't play what HE plays. Even HE'S not good
as HE is." Marr's technique was so utterly advanced
that a note-perfect "cover" of what he plays
on the records…every arpeggio, every pull-off
and every hammer-on… is virtually impossible.
A blatant example of studio-trickery by layering and
overdubbing multiple parts? Not always. You see, aside
from the chord choices and the way he was structuring
a progression (which were ALREADY unusual in themselves),
Marr implemented patterns specific to The Smiths' sound.
Rather than STRUMMING a chord, he would pluck 3 to 5
of the individual strings in staggered succession. Sounds
simple enough. But consider the increasingly tricky
time-signatures AND quick-fire chord changes…well…any
wannabe guitarist will tell you that this kind of dexterity
and patience is mind-blowing. For Marr, it was all about
subtlety and texture. His Music is…complicated…to
say the least. But not in a Radiohead way. No. That
would be like comparing Oscar Wilde to T.S. Eliot. Both
are equally rich and complex. But they're not playing
the same game. And this was only half the picture!
Consider Morrissey's words. I'll go out on a limb and
say that from 1982 to 1987, he was the finest lyricist
out there…probably because he wasn't writing lyrics
at all. At least not in the typical Pop/Rock framework.
That he saw himself as a writer…or better yet,
a poet…was not pretentious posturing. It was fact.
Any half-articulate fool with a pen and some spare wit
can write about emotion, failure, gender confusion and
the loneliness of everyday life. About "otherness"
in the face of societal "conventions." But
to do so with any real style or verve…to be able
to evoke and PRO-voke a genuine reaction from one's
audience…well…this is best left to a select
few. Humor and pathos. Morrissey effortlessly mixes
the absurd with the profound…and, in doing so,
does what so few Musicians are able to: make the listener
THINK. "I want to live and I want to love…I
want to catch something that I might be ashamed of."
Has there ever been a more accurate encapsulation of
the spirit of Rock? Didn't think so.
But the sun wouldn't always shine out of their behinds.
By 1987…after a protracted period of miscommunication…Marr
quit the group in a huff. Try as he might, even Morrissey
knew that there would be no point in carrying on. Were
the songwriting partnership based on competition, jealousy
and one-upmanship (as was the case with Lennon &
McCartney), The Smiths might have lived to release several
more albums. But Morrissey and Marr's partnership was
based on something worse: co-dependency and unrequited
love. In the decades since the split, the gossip is
that the gender-ambivalent vocalist was romantically
infatuated with the guitarist. But that would be too
convenient. I believe that the relationship was torn
apart for the very same reason that it was formed in
the first place: their personalities complimented each
other a little TOO well. Morrissey is famously introspective
and dour…so shy and socially awkward, it is said,
that he barely spoke a word to his own drummer and bassist
throughout their career. He left the wheeling-dealing
to Marr…including the odorous task of informing
the "other two" Smiths that while Rourke and
Joyce would (rightfully) not be receiving songwriting
royalties, they would ALSO be paid only 10 percent of
live PERFORMANCE fees. The ever-effervescent Marr, already
overworked by composing, gradually grew to resent this
"obligation" of having to take care of the
business side of things. Additionally, he took exception
to his partner's escalating Musical inflexibility…not
to mention the singer's insistence that Marr not work
on any "side-projects" with other artists.
Morrissey simply didn't want to "share" his
partner.
Many years later, Marr would admit: "He was different
with me than he was with everyone else. And I couldn't
have given my Music to anyone who would have appreciated
it more." I spoke earlier about giving up a piece
of yourself every time you create something. Seen in
that light, it doesn't take much imagination on our
part to hear Marr as a lamenting divorcee. Because if
there is one thing a Musical partnership is…particularly
one as severe as Morrissey and Marr's…it is a
marriage. You bring out the best in each other. You
incite the worst. And, judging from the fluctuating
degrees of success these two have individually achieved
in the years since, the two parts are never…NEVER…greater
than the whole. As with all divorces, the children…in
this case the fans…are the casualties. We comfort
ourselves in memories. We console ourselves in the Music.
And we hope, beyond all reason, that one day…not
so far away…this story may at last have a happy
ending. On May 31, 2008 at 9PM, we proudly invite you
to "I Won't Share You: A saGuijo Tribute to Morrissey,
Marr and The Music of The Smiths." Participating
bands include The Christmas Lights, Drip, Purple Chickens,
Triggerbliss, Stereo Lalas, Mint Car, The Low-Techs,
Skies Of Ember, and Pin Up Girls . We
hope to see you there.
"Where
there's Music and there's people who are young and
alive."
-C.C.- |
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Shot
Through The Heart, And You're To Blame…You Give
Love A Bad Name:
A (GASP!!!) Very Bon Jovi Night saGuijo
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WARNING:
The following article contains, perhaps, some of the
BITCHIEST comments I have EVER committed to print. Please
keep in mind that this is just the opinion of ONE Music-loving
asshole. So have a sense of humor. And don't get your
panties in a bunch.
As any of my more devoted readers may tell you, I
can get PRETTY fucking embarrassing when it comes
to describing bands I absolutely adore. It has come
to the point where my bawdier peers have (not-so)
jokingly suggested that I wear a pair of knee pads
as I salivate and slobber. What can I say? I'm nothing
but a groupie with something a "little"
extra in between my legs. Well…maybe not THAT
"little." And noooo…my "hippie-dippy"
nature has nothing to do with my San Francisco location.
My hair isn't that long. I have never deigned to wear
tie-dye shirts. The smell of patchouli and incense
makes me nauseous. I think the Haight-Asbury is for
posers and tourists. I can tell you EXACTLY where
to stick those "love beads." And I am painfully…PAINFULLY…heterosexual.
So much for being a model citizen of "flamboyant
'Frisco," huh? Oh…and don't call it "'Frisco"
in public, by the way. You're liable to get mugged
by a Gucci-clad transvestite who reeks of fruity little
micro-brews. And pot.
But, as the people who have known me longest can attest
(and they WILL), you are not seeing the whole picture.
I pile compliments and heap praise without so much
as flinching. Yet at the turn of a dime, I can unleash
an unbelievably brutal snark-fest on bands who provoke
my uglier impulses. I am a Music fan…and Music
fans should be "open" to all types of stuff,
right? But even I have my limits. The Bravery? New
Romantic revivalist rubbish who raid mommy's makeup
set too often. The Strokes? Phony little rich boys
playing at being "street." Maroon Five?
Adam Levine sings as if someone is squeezing his scrotum.
Very tightly. And as for The Killers? Don't even get
me started. However…there is ONE band…one
master of mediocrity…one titan of tastelessness…one
sovereign of stupidity… that perennially manages
to scale my mountain of a shit-list. Yes, my friends,
I am talking about Bon-freakin'-Jovi.
Ah yes…Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Tico (seriously!?!)
Torres and…ummmm…some other guys. Since
1983…and after more than a hundred MILLION records
sold…they STILL blow the proverbial raspberry.
In our faces. And we, oddly enough, eat it right up.
Even the most patriotic Pinoys among you cannot deny
that a vast majority of our countrymen seem to hold
a special place in their hearts for the boys from
Jersey. So maybe THAT'S where I can begin this rant.
New Jersey. An English Literature professor of mine
once called it the unofficial "armpit of America."
Then again, she was born and bred in Boston…and
had a tendency to get TOO wicked SMAAAAA-HT for her
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